They'll scare the ink out of you...

Just to prove that Mother Nature has a healthy sense of the macabre, I'd like to introduce you all to the Vampire Squid (Vampyroteuthis infernalis, literally "Vampire Squid from Hell").

If one of these puppies had been in the water instead of Bryce Dallas Howard, everyone would have been a little more impressed and freaked out.

I know, M. Night, the hindsight camera is like, hi-def.